Top 10...

I've had a bunch of "Top 10" lists saved that I've transfered through three different primary computers since I bought my first one in 1999. Time to share some of them:

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE AREN'T:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Just stick it in my box

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!

5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!

4.My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty, but at the office isn't:

1. it's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!