Media, let's get this straight:
I don't care about what kind of dog Obama is going to get. I don't care about how the White House is going to be decorated. I don't care about what kind of china they are going to use. I don't care that he gets up at 0645 and works out. I don't care about what kind of food he likes. I don't care about his 30-second walk to work.

What I do care about is how he has authorized the use of my tax dollars to fund birth control, abortions, and sex education overseas.

Death to all who oppose us!!

Click the above link. I wish all states would execute at abundantly as Texas does. Fuck Amnesty International.

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Man died after sex act went wrong

By Anna Roberts
29/ 1/2009

A security guard accidentally suffocated himself in an autoerotic accident, an inquest heard.

Ralph Santiago, 31, was found dead in the men’s toilets of the building he worked wearing Wellington boots, a wetsuit and gas mask.

His body was found by a colleague at about 7am on Tuesday, July 22, last year, lying on the floor with a gas canister nearby.

Further rubber/latex outfits were found in Mr Santiago’s car and in the ladies’ toilets of his workplace at Aquis House in Blagrave Street, Reading.

The evening before he died Mr Santiago printed off information from the internet explaining how inhaling “poppers” (legal chemicals used to stimulate a sexual high) via a gas mask can cause arousal.

At an inquest into his death Berkshire coroner Peter Bedford explained Mr Santiago had only worked at Aquis House for one day before he died.

On Monday, July 21, he arrived ready for his 6.30pm to 6.30am shift.

But the next morning, when fellow guard Christopher Courtenay arrived, Mr Santiago was nowhere to be seen.

Reading from Mr Courtenay’s statement, Mr Bedford said: “At 6.30am I could still not see him. I assumed he was in the bathroom.

“At 6.50am I carried out a full patrol. Ralph was still not back.”

Mr Courtenay visited the staff bathroom and discovered the men’s toilet was locked. He went upstairs to get a key, when he opened the door he found a body.

However, he was not certain it was Mr Santiago because only his eyes were visible under the mask.

Paramedics and the police were called. In a statement, PC Barbara Cummings described Mr Santiago as wearing “a black latex suit, gloves, a gas mask and Wellingtons.”

Mr Santiago’s girlfriend Hannele Vaher did not attend the inquest but had previously explained “he had fetishes”, of which she did not take part.

She said he was “prone to dressing up” and adding that he took poppers.

Toxicology tests showed Mr Santiago, of Beresford Avenue in Surbiton, had some alcohol in his system.

Dr Sukhvinder Ghataura, who carried out the autopsy, told the inquest it was likely – owing to the fact Mr Santiago’s lungs were filled with blood – he died of cardio respiratory arrest.

Dr Ghataura said he believed this was caused by inhalation of noxious gases via the gas canister, but added the chemicals had dispersed by the time the post-mortem was carried out.

Mr Bedford recorded a verdict of misadventure, adding: “He indulged in a certain pastime which he was fully entitled to do in his own time.

“This time he was doing it while he worked as a security officer. The fact is he was taking a risk. Tragically and unexpectedly this caused him to die.”

Tributes to ‘generous and loving guy’

Friends of Ralph Santiago paid tribute to him on the networking website Facebook.

Claire Feltham said: “Billy Joel was so, so right when he sang Only The Good Die Young.”

Paul Mason said: “Ralphy, I’ve never met a more generous and loving guy, I can’t believe I won’t hear your laughter.”

Vickas Handas wrote: “Ralphy. You were such a genuine and sincere person.”

And Natalie Baker wrote: “Poor Ralphy... we are all completely gutted to hear such sad news.”

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA JERRY
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossing the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 99, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

GEORGE W.BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?

Today, Barack Obama was sworn in as President of the United States. Do you reckon that Michelle Obama is still proud of her country?

Global warming, part 2...

So, I took the family to Myrtle Beach for a little after Christmas vacation. The wife and I just needed to get away from work for a while, and the little one is out due to teacher workdays. Now, I understand that Myrtle Beach isn't much farther south than where we live (about a 2-hour drive), and that it does get down to freezing from time to time in the winter, but it has been freakin' snowing! Now, I can imagine if I was a yankee who decided to get away from the cold, snowy winters by coming to Myrtle Beach. I would be pissed! We ran into a couple of Canadians who just smiled and shrugged their shoulders while looking up at the snow. Of course, we will be gone when the weather returns to the 60's later this week...

What in the hell happened to global warming?

Where in the hell am I?

Has anybody noticed the number of motorists driving around with GPS navigation systems stuck to their windshield? What I want to know is, what is the reason for it? Most of the people you see driving around with them aren't going on long road trips. They have left the house to go to work, or shop at the Walmart, or pick up the kids from school. Unless you are a complete moron, or are are brand new to the area, you should already know how to make those trips. They are not even leaving their own town!