What's one of the best things about Thanksgiving? The cold turkey sandwiches the next day! I love a cold turkey sandwich.

The juicer...the juice man...the ayatollah juicerola...

I was looking at my blog and noticed that I'd gotten away from doing posts about normal, everyday life. I had started this blog years ago with posts about goings-on in my everyday life, and it gradually shifted towards a soapbox or just a repeating of neat things I found on the Internet. So...I guess I'm going to try to do more personal posts, providing a nice mixture of things.

I recently purchased a nice juicer from Newegg. It was a refurbished unit, and the cost was 25 bucks with free shipping. I thought I'd give it a shot, and I must say that my first attempt was a pleasant surprise. I juiced some lemons for lemonade. The instructions say to not use the rind because of the potential of adding a bad flavor to the juice, but I found that the rind enhanced the flavor of the lemonade. I then juiced some apples, which tasted as good as any apple juice you can buy in a store. Ditto for the pear that I juiced. I then combined the apple and pear juice and enjoyed a refreshing cocktail. There is one major downside to juicing your own fruit juice: It is actually cheaper to just buy juice than to make your own (it took four apples and one pear to equal one glass of juice). I'm looking forward to trying to juice other stuff, including making my own vegetable juice.

John Allen Muhammad is dead

Rot in hell, you Muslim douchebag. I hope you spend an eternity eating pork rinds and getting buttfucked by Mohammed.

Football Fail

Damn, this is funny...

Our broken government

To all 535 voting members of the Legislature, It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:


• The U.S. Post Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.
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• Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.
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• Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.
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• War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they are still poor.
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• Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.

• Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.

• The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.
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You have FAILED in every "Government Service" you have shoved down our throats

while overspending our tax dollars:

AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED
WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM??