Well, I've been drinking water and lemonade like it was going out of style, and I've still not seen any kidney stone in my urine. Peeing into this little strainer the hospital gave me is getting old; I doubt I will be using it after tomorrow. There is a good chance that I pissed it out the same night I came home from the hospital and just didn't realize it. I was hopped up on narcotics, and when I got up in the middle of the night (twice) to pee, I'm sure my sight aligment and sight picture (you know, pecker aligned with strainer and both aligned to toilet) had much to be desired, so I might have already flushed it.
By the way, have you ever read the side effects of certain narcotics? One of them is constipation. Let me tell you, it has been two days, and I have yet to give birth to baby brown!
I have a 90% chance of having another kidney stone. This is probably punishment for looking at porn!
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