Thursday, February 23, 2006

Muslims: Less filling! Tastes great! Kaboom!

And the hits just keep on coming! The religion of peace can't even get along with each other. Shiites killing Sunnis. Sunnis killing Shiites. These guys are killing me! And who do they blame? That's right! The USA!

It is not the fault of the US that your pathetic, bellicose religion is showing it's true, lame colors. Imagine if the Lite Beer from Miller commercials were done by Muslims:

"Less filling."
"Tastes great"
"I bomb your schools!"
"I bomb your mosques!"
Together: "We both blame America."

If you've ever seen the movie "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death," you know that there is a part in the movie where the two main Amazon Women factions at war with each other are at war because they had a difference of opinion about what kind of dip should be eaten. Such is the pathetic fighting between Sunnis and Shiites.

But, there is an up side to this: At least the Muslims are killing each other!!!!

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