Sucks to be Somali...

Just so we all understand the timeline:

1. Pussy-ass Somalis (most likely Muslim, what?) terrorize shipping lanes by using guns and RPG's to commit acts of piracy.
2. Pussy-ass Somalis target an American-flagged cargo ship and take it over.
3. Pussy-ass Somalis get overthrown by the American crew but escape with the ship's captain.
4. The USS Bainbridge chases down the escape craft.
5. Pussy-ass Somalis talk shit and try to negotiate for the release of the captain.
6. Navy SEALS parachute - that's right! They fuckin' parachute! - into the water next to the USS Bainbridge with their equipment and are taken aboard.
7. SEAL snipers take up a position on the fantail of the USS Bainbridge and wait for the right moment.
8. As negotiations continue, a Pussy-ass Somali fires a round at the USS Bainbridge.
9. The skipper of the USS Bainbridge says "I've had enough of this shit," and gives the order to whack those Pussy-ass Somalis.
10. Three Pussy-ass Somalis expose their noggins...
11. From the fantail of a warship going up and down in the ocean, three hardcore motherfuckin' SEAL snipers target three moving heads going up and down on another boat...
12. The three brass-balled snipers fire simultaneously...
13. ...and three Pussy-ass Somali heads explode into red mist.
14. The fourth Pussy-ass Somali dickhead gives up, proving that a Somali thug is just a cowardly pussy when the shit hits the fan.
15. Captain of the cargo ship is rescued.

Got it!
Now, let the body count build. Let's kill us some more Pussy-ass Somali pirates. They are threatening to kill some hostages. I say that we obliterate one Somali village for every hostage killed. Fuck Somalia.